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Random. QUICK. Story.

(i will be writing in purple today because the CATS won again last night:)

I am blogging today mainly because I haven't blogged in awhile, and also because Rachel keeps telling me to "BLOG!" Well rachel... according to my followers list- you don't even exist!

You creep on my blog without announcing your presence as a follower. Which pisses me off for two reasons-

#1. I only have 7 follower's. While this might not matter to some, it matters to me! I know there are more of you out there because I hear from you- regarding this blog- straight give away. 

#2. When Rachel finally joins today, or else i will shut down this blog! That's a direct threat Chastain. I will remove myself from following my own blog, sadly, reverting my followers # right back to 7.

(this is the shit that keeps me up at night, OH, and neighbor deans recently installed spotlight. Which conveniently, and suspiciously shines directly into my side bedroom window- jerk!) 

Back to the Random, Quick, Story... 

When I went home for christmas, we had a high school girls get together at Sarah Clarks- of slarks remarks. That's when I noticed Radetic's save the date on the fridge (beautiful) & I'm thinking WTF Christin- I didn't get one!!!!

(Chrisin & I have been friends since 4th grade. So it's not like i'm a guest who thinks I'm invited when I'm really not)

Now, I know that in planning a wedding,

save the dates,

whatever,

you might forget someone here or there- you may not have an address,

you may think you sent it and you really didn't.

So, I'm sure it's annoying when a friend calls you up and says "i didn't get mine!"

I decided on a text- "Just saw Clarks save the date! I didn't get one:("

When we were in grade school, Christin and I had our birthdays together every year (her's is the 19th, mine's the 20th)

5th grade, we got mad at our friend Kate and sent her a note that she was uninvited, it was a big deal! 5th grade, univited guests, hey- she had it coming.

Then Christin and I get in a fight, same day, and I try to un-friend her- by signing the end of my note like this:

So when I got Christin's email, explaining that she sent it and it got returned, I told her she was lucky I didnt try to un-friend her again... because god forgive me, I was thinking about it!

In closing, Rach- if you don't start to follow i will un-friend you. I wasn't afraid to lose a friend when I was 11, I'm not afraid now.

P.S. This just made me realize that facebook has the un-friending feature, HEY FACEBOOK! I started that back in 1995! I expect royalties! 

P.P.S. A group member in one of my classes un-friended me on facebook last year- I was a victim of my own creation...Sidenote,  he was a weirdo, and I totally didn't care.