Hey All, Sorry my life sucks. I NEVER get to blog anymore... so sad.
Anyway... two quick happenings.
I had to take the lightrail downtown last week,
this was exciting because i never take the lightrail anymore, i always drive to the client.
so i'm thinking... maybe a good story, maybe a magic man sighting- who knows!?
Anyway, this cute little girl and her mom get on-
she sits across from me in her cute little pink puffy coat,
her mom stands and holds on to the hand rail overhead.
All of a sudden, cute little girl turns into not SO cute little girl puking on my shoes.
Sweet.
NO REALLY, awesome. great, thanks.
You're cute, but you're like 6, so that's big kid throw up right there and it's only 8AM!
Her mom rushes her off at the next stop.
Dude across the isle keeps staring at me, then my shoes.
I KNOW! i'm well aware dude.
Get off,
run to the office,
into the bathroom,
clean the shoes.
sick.
For any of you who know me, this is the 2nd time i've been puked on by a little kid.
The last time was on the way to vegas,
this kid in front of me on the plane starts throwing up,
it leaks between the seats and onto my new purse/ vera bag.
i start crying hysterically, too distraught to clean my own bags. Nightmare!
and the mom turns to us and says...
"sorry, he just overate at IHOP"
Maybe a kid throwing up on you is good luck,
Like a bird pooping on you?
