Just an update for all of you who care, that's right i'm typin to you.
Over the past few weeks neighbor dean and i have had several casual encounters.
First, I'm running kia around the park by our house, and who do i spy?
Neighbor Dean.
He's got his adorable yellow lab cooper with him,
He's wearing fitness gear- i'll give him that,
But he is stopped over on the side of the trail talking to some hot chick.
He sees me too, gives me the head nod- respectfully, i give one back.
Really?
Really neighbor dean?
I know your kind, you come here, looking the part, with your cute dog as bate...
NOW, nobody is saying hot chick didnt come here with the same intentions,
but i say take your foreplay elsewhere!
This is a family friendly park and frankly i'm sick of all these people "pretending" to exercise meanwhile they look like they just stepped off the paged of a fitness mag ,
they congregate around chatting with others of their kinD,
Meanwhile my dog wants to run up and play with your stationary dog-
now i've got to stop my legitimate run and rile my dog back onto the trail...
Anyway. I really don't know where im going with this.
i think just adding to the notion that nighbor dean is a tool?
Is that too much? Probably.
He's a nice guy...
He's just THAT GUY.
Oh- and the additional encounter was finding him in my backyard last night with kia's tounge down his throat.
WTF DUDE?
That's my dog! Now you've got her all excited to see you,
I'll admit, She is a kisser.
But lay off
